One of my college friends finally got with the baby-making program and produced a baby girl in August. I've mentioned before, babies are so not my thing. But I am all over the instant gratification of teeny baby knits.
There's just one problem. This particular baby is gonna be a total badass.
See, her mother named her Honoria, after a Roman noblewoman who refused to marry, had ridiculous amounts of inappropriate sex and conspired with Attilla the Hun to try to bring down the Roman Empire. That's a whole lot of name.
So, what should I knit for my friend's sweet bundle of badass?
I just don't think a hat and booty set is gonna cut it...