Like most women, I keep a stash of feminine products in the office. They’re in an unassuming IKEA box on the bottom shelf of a crowded bookcase.
So a few minutes ago my (male) boss walked into my cubicle, said “Nice hatbox. What’s in here?” and just opened it (while I was mentally screaming "NOOOOOOOO").
He got this completely appalled look on his face, said “Oh – I see” in a very small voice, carefully shut it and backed far, far away.
I’m going to go die now. But I bet you a million billion dollars he won’t be poking around in anyone else's office stuff. Ever. Again.
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- Ariel
- Bay Area knitter, writer, and trained (though not practicing) librarian.
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6 comments:
Oh no.
That would make me want to sink through the floor in embarrassment. If it's any consolation, I bet he's even MORE embarrassed.
Bwahahahahaha . . . . too funny!!!! That will teach him to go poking around through other people's stuff!!!
That is awesome. I wish I had seen it happen. He must have turned green! I'm sorry it was embarrassing for you but wasn't it worth it to see his face?
BAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAAHAHHHHAAAAAHAHAHAHAH
(gaaaasp)
BAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i hope he learned a valuable lesson about invading the privacy of his workers. bad bad boss.
just to echo what everyone else said...serves him right!
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