Me? I’m shit out of luck.
27%
Though if I was forced to barricade myself in my apartment to avoid the teeming masses of the undead, all that stash yarn would look less like hoarding and more like good contingency planning.
In fact, if I ever own a yarn shop, that will be my slogan: Buy today. Because tomorrow the zombies may come.
Happy Halloween, everyone!
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And everyone knows that zombies run on wool, making it that much more compelling to stash. I hear that silk actually repels the undead.
37% chance of survival, mostly because I've fired a gun and am willing to abandon my loved ones and/or shoot them in the head if need be.
Phew, thank goodness I got some yarn today, just in time for Halloween. If I'm trapped in my house for the next year, I'll still be set, yarn-wise.
Damn I only have a 30% chance - if only I had more canned goods on hand.
Don't worry, I only have a 15% chance of surviving. I think I'd better go order more yarn now!!
Happy Halloween.
Woo hoo! 35% chance of survival. But that may be because I consider my chef's knife a machete.
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